Post by 31metsrule on Sept 2, 2002 10:37:51 GMT -5
How do you know you're reading too much HP books?
you wave your pencils at inaniamte objects and expect them to move. (TheShef)
you wake up in the middle of the night wondering why Dumbledore had a gleam in his eye. (TheShef)
you straddle your broomstick and try to fly. (TheShef)
you're watching football on TV and wondering when the Quarterback will catch the Golden Snitch. (TheShef)
you catch your kids up late at night and yell detention the three of you. (Cat)
while your cats try to escape you catch them and chastise them that first years aren't allowed off school grounds (Cat)
instead of reaching for your broom you just say "up" (Cat)
you think the bumper sticker " my other car is a broom " is actually funny again (Cat)
instead of pass me the salt at dinner you say Accio salt ( note if someone in your family actually passes you the salt then you are way beyond help) (Cat)
if after a conversation with your boss you reach for a bar of chocolate (Cat)
you log onto afhp and ask 'When is book 5 coming out'
(Pluto)
you complain at the local foto-development store that the people in your birthday-pictures are not moving.
every time you see a painting, you wonder what the password is.
you go into a computerstore and order a Harry Potter deskjet printer.
you're send to get a six-pack and in the supermarket you ask the people where you can find the butterbeer.
you're looking for a new car in the car-store and ask if they can't widen it some meters inside.
you start calling your uncles "Vernon"
Going sight-seeing in London, you can't seem to find Diagon Alley on your city-map map
Having a group-homework-assignment, you propose to meet in the Restricted Section after lunch.
You crash your head into the wall at King's Cross.
At career-day you ask for the Sorting Hat
On the street, every time you see a fat woman, you instinctively say "Caput Draconis"
You inform with your professor if you can major in Transfiguration
you start calling hankerchiefs Remembralls
When you say to anybody who does something wrong "Ten points fromGryffindor" (LeistonFilmTheatre)
In history exam, on the question "when did Napoleon die" you answer "in the 1612 Goblin rebellion"
Preparing dinner, you ask your husband to watch over the cauldron.
if youwake up in the middle of the night wondering why you were just wandering around a maze with Harry (Mark Snyder)
You see a stray tabby cat on the street and wonder why it dosent turn into Proffesor McGonagall.(Dinogirl)
If you go into a store and request a copy of the "Daily Prophet" (Hermy-own-ninny)
When you post a note above your cubicle that says "Azkaban" (bookworm)
You enter a dark room and say "lumos!" (Dustin)
you swear behind Osama Bin laden's turban is you-know-who. (Dustin)
you stop using electricity (Dustin)
any redhead must be a 'weasley'. (Dustin)
when you refer to anyone who hasn't read a HP book a 'muggle'. (Dustin)
when someone ask you who's your least favourite teacher you say "professor snape" (Dustin)
you go sneaking off at night under a blanket thinking you are invisible. (Dustin)
you lose your temper and swear it was an Imperius Curse. (Dustin)
you start calling your domestic helper "dobby" (Dustin)
you put up 4 posters beside your bed. (Dustin)
you refuse to buy a map that doesn't tell you who's where. (Dustin)
you read the bible and realise that Adam was a Parselmouth. (Dustin)
You tell your dean he forgot to add "the standard books of spells" in your booklist. (Dustin)
Your heart raises whenever you see a black dog. (DyMX)
When you play dodgeball, you think the ball is a bludger. (DyMX)
Whenever you see that food is ready on the table you think it must be those house elves. (DyMX)
You think st. nick (or santa clause) is the older Hagrid. (DyMX)
Whenever you see your neighbors garden knome, you spin it around and throw it. (DyMX)
You can't stop including anything about HP in your conversations. (Aiko)
You start to look through the dictionary/encyclopedia for words like Alchemy, Astrology, Divination etc. (Aiko)
You daydream/nightdream about HP. (Aiko)
you wave your pencils at inaniamte objects and expect them to move. (TheShef)
you wake up in the middle of the night wondering why Dumbledore had a gleam in his eye. (TheShef)
you straddle your broomstick and try to fly. (TheShef)
you're watching football on TV and wondering when the Quarterback will catch the Golden Snitch. (TheShef)
you catch your kids up late at night and yell detention the three of you. (Cat)
while your cats try to escape you catch them and chastise them that first years aren't allowed off school grounds (Cat)
instead of reaching for your broom you just say "up" (Cat)
you think the bumper sticker " my other car is a broom " is actually funny again (Cat)
instead of pass me the salt at dinner you say Accio salt ( note if someone in your family actually passes you the salt then you are way beyond help) (Cat)
if after a conversation with your boss you reach for a bar of chocolate (Cat)
you log onto afhp and ask 'When is book 5 coming out'
(Pluto) you complain at the local foto-development store that the people in your birthday-pictures are not moving.
every time you see a painting, you wonder what the password is.
you go into a computerstore and order a Harry Potter deskjet printer.
you're send to get a six-pack and in the supermarket you ask the people where you can find the butterbeer.
you're looking for a new car in the car-store and ask if they can't widen it some meters inside.
you start calling your uncles "Vernon"
Going sight-seeing in London, you can't seem to find Diagon Alley on your city-map map
Having a group-homework-assignment, you propose to meet in the Restricted Section after lunch.
You crash your head into the wall at King's Cross.
At career-day you ask for the Sorting Hat
On the street, every time you see a fat woman, you instinctively say "Caput Draconis"
You inform with your professor if you can major in Transfiguration
you start calling hankerchiefs Remembralls
When you say to anybody who does something wrong "Ten points fromGryffindor" (LeistonFilmTheatre)
In history exam, on the question "when did Napoleon die" you answer "in the 1612 Goblin rebellion"
Preparing dinner, you ask your husband to watch over the cauldron.
if youwake up in the middle of the night wondering why you were just wandering around a maze with Harry (Mark Snyder)
You see a stray tabby cat on the street and wonder why it dosent turn into Proffesor McGonagall.(Dinogirl)
If you go into a store and request a copy of the "Daily Prophet" (Hermy-own-ninny)
When you post a note above your cubicle that says "Azkaban" (bookworm)
You enter a dark room and say "lumos!" (Dustin)
you swear behind Osama Bin laden's turban is you-know-who. (Dustin)
you stop using electricity (Dustin)
any redhead must be a 'weasley'. (Dustin)
when you refer to anyone who hasn't read a HP book a 'muggle'. (Dustin)
when someone ask you who's your least favourite teacher you say "professor snape" (Dustin)
you go sneaking off at night under a blanket thinking you are invisible. (Dustin)
you lose your temper and swear it was an Imperius Curse. (Dustin)
you start calling your domestic helper "dobby" (Dustin)
you put up 4 posters beside your bed. (Dustin)
you refuse to buy a map that doesn't tell you who's where. (Dustin)
you read the bible and realise that Adam was a Parselmouth. (Dustin)
You tell your dean he forgot to add "the standard books of spells" in your booklist. (Dustin)
Your heart raises whenever you see a black dog. (DyMX)
When you play dodgeball, you think the ball is a bludger. (DyMX)
Whenever you see that food is ready on the table you think it must be those house elves. (DyMX)
You think st. nick (or santa clause) is the older Hagrid. (DyMX)
Whenever you see your neighbors garden knome, you spin it around and throw it. (DyMX)
You can't stop including anything about HP in your conversations. (Aiko)
You start to look through the dictionary/encyclopedia for words like Alchemy, Astrology, Divination etc. (Aiko)
You daydream/nightdream about HP. (Aiko)
